Join a sailing club. If you love boat maintenance, get a boat. I’ve heard the other boat jokes far more often -the happiest days of a boat owner’s life: day you buy the boat and the day you sell it – a boat is a hole you pour money into – BOAT is an acronym for: Bring On Another Thousand But so far, the first one is the truest advice no one wants to hear. Even down here in California, in San Francisco Bay, where there is good weather and good winds nearly year round, it is far more common to see people down on the docks fussing with their…